Rookie Reflections

I just got finished grading the 9th grade autobiographies. Here are my favorite one-liners:

"I would like to grow up and drive a Ford Fusion."

"I was named Brittney. My dad wanted to name me Shenigua, but my mom saved me."

Verb Confusion: "Later on, my mom became my brother, and after 8 years we moved."

"What really makes me happy is getting what I want... a boyfriend who is SEXYFINE!" (sexyfine = all one word and my new favorite)

"When I marry my husband, he must be kind and sort of a Christian."